The Posterocalypse Twitter Account

In an attempt to stay on the cutting edge of technology that was popular two years ago, I've created a Twitter account. The goal is to tweet all of my blog and Tumblr blog updates along with sales / release information, and maybe even a few of my own witty one-liners (note: there will not be any witty one-liners).

I've got two followers right now, but I'm shooting for seven. Please help this dream become a reality. Is there anything you'd like to see on my Twitter?